Hidden somewhere on this web site is a
picture which almost certainly violates the Communications
Decency Act and any other local anti-pornography law in your part
of the world. The supporters of such legislation often claim
that, if you put something on the Web, "Anyone can get it". The
Web is supposedly so insecure that any child can download
anything at any time. So I've put a naughty picture here as a
challenge: Can you (or any neighborhood child ;-) find it? If you
succeed in viewing the picture, please
send me a message
telling me the text across the top, plus an explanation of how
you found it. If you can't find it, you might pass my URL on to
anyone who makes such provocative claims, and challenge them to
show you just how easy it is by finding the picture.
I checked in August 2008, and again in August 2014, and both "ls -lut",
and the server logs say that nobody has read my dirty picture since
I created it back April 1996. Hey, guys; can't you do better than that!?
I mean, it's been more than 18 years and *nobody* has looked at it.
It's a nice picture, really! ;-)