MEN'S ENGLISH
| I'm hungry | I'm hungry. |
| I'm sleepy | I'm sleepy. |
| I'm tired | I'm tired. |
| Do you want to go to a movie? | I'd eventually like to have sex with you? |
| Can I take you out to dinner? | I'd eventually like to have sex with you? |
| Can I call you sometime? | I'd eventually like to have sex with you ? |
| May I have this dance? | I'd eventually like to have sex with you |
| Nice dress! | Nice cleavage! |
| You look tense, let me give you a massage | I want to fondle you |
| What's wrong? | What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? |
| What's wrong? | I guess sex tonight is out of the question. |
| I'm bored | Do you want to have sex? |
| I love you | Let's have sex now. |
| I love you too | Okay, I said it ... we'd better have sex now! |
| Let's talk | I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and
maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. |
| Will you marry me? | I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. |