My dogs chewed the |sitters glass-es| They chewed them| to bits.| It made me mad| that she had the nerve| to leave| them out I will pay her| and then I'll send her| Straight out of |the door Oh and look, well| theres my wallet Sitting on| the floor I looked in my wallet|, it was chewed up| It looked like a toy for| a pup The money just fell out |in small gooey chunks| It was making| me sick| The babysitter |didn't mind tho,| she said| its ok| But the Dogs they| ate her car keys| And now she'll have |to stay| Shes is staying| here with me, | shes on the couch in| the den| Well, what there is| left of it,| its been chewed by| Stimpy and Ren Our house is| a disaster,| The drapes are| coming down The dogs chewed |the line to the toilet, I think that I may drown We have some great news, we| have some puppys | to sell to| your kids.| You'll really love them,and| no they're not from hell But you'll spank them when| they're bad and scold them | when they bite but that is ok they're still young, they'll| do fine if you train them | To live in| the shed.| (Here's the words in the original format) My dogs chewed the babysitters glasses they chewed them into tiny little bits It made me mad that she had had the nerve to leave them out I'll pay her and then send her out the door Oh look, theres my wallet on the floor I looked in my wallet, it was all chewed up It looked like a chew toy for a small pup The money just fell out in small gooey chunks The babysitter didn't mind tho, she said that its ok Dogs ate her car keys and now she'll have to stay Shes staying here with me, shes sleeping on the couch in the den Well, what there is left of it, its been chewed by Stimpy and Ren Our house is a disaster, the drapes are coming down The dogs chewed the water line to the toilet, I think that I may drown We have some great news, tho, we have some puppys to sell You'll really really love them, and no, they're not from hell You may have to spank them when they're bad and scold them when they bite but thats ok, they're still young, they'll do fine if you train them right!
Here's the ABC that MARK C wrote for it (thanks Mark!)X:1 T:Baby sitter's glasses R:Jig C:Mark Cordova S:Fiddle Forum dot com M:6/8 L:1/8 Q:3/8=110 K:C |CE G3 A|GF E2c2 |BA G2F2| D2 E3z | CE G3 A|GF E2e2 |dc B2c2|A2 B3 z | cB c2 G2 |cBc2 A2 |BAG2F2|D2E3 z | CE G3 A|GFE2e2|dcB2c2|A2c3 z |(note, you may want to use an ABC converter like this.)
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