My dogs chewed the |sitters glass-es|
They chewed them| to bits.|
It made me mad| that she had the nerve|
to leave| them out
I will pay her| and then I'll send her|
Straight out of |the door
Oh and look, well| theres my wallet
Sitting on| the floor
I looked in my wallet|, it was chewed up|
It looked like a toy for| a pup
The money just fell out |in small gooey chunks|
It was making| me sick|
The babysitter |didn't mind tho,|
she said| its ok|
But the Dogs they| ate her car keys|
And now she'll have |to stay|
Shes is staying| here with me, |
shes on the couch in| the den|
Well, what there is| left of it,|
its been chewed by| Stimpy and Ren
Our house is| a disaster,|
The drapes are| coming down
The dogs chewed |the line to the toilet,
I think that I may drown
We have some great news, we| have some puppys |
to sell to| your kids.|
You'll really love them,and| no they're not from hell
But you'll spank them when| they're bad
and scold them | when they bite
but that is ok
they're still young, they'll| do fine if you train them |
To live in| the shed.|
(Here's the words in the original format)
My dogs chewed the babysitters glasses
they chewed them into tiny little bits
It made me mad that she had had the nerve to leave them out
I'll pay her and then send her out the door
Oh look, theres my wallet on the floor
I looked in my wallet, it was all chewed up
It looked like a chew toy for a small pup
The money just fell out in small gooey chunks
The babysitter didn't mind tho, she said that its ok
Dogs ate her car keys and now she'll have to stay
Shes staying here with me, shes sleeping on the couch in the den
Well, what there is left of it, its been chewed by Stimpy and Ren
Our house is a disaster, the drapes are coming down
The dogs chewed the water line to the toilet, I think that I may drown
We have some great news, tho, we have some puppys to sell
You'll really really love them, and no, they're not from hell
You may have to spank them when they're bad
and scold them when they bite
but thats ok, they're still young, they'll do fine if you train them right!
Here's the ABC that MARK C wrote for it (thanks Mark!)
X:1
T:Baby sitter's glasses
R:Jig
C:Mark Cordova
S:Fiddle Forum dot com
M:6/8
L:1/8
Q:3/8=110
K:C
|CE G3 A|GF E2c2 |BA G2F2| D2 E3z |
CE G3 A|GF E2e2 |dc B2c2|A2 B3 z |
cB c2 G2 |cBc2 A2 |BAG2F2|D2E3 z |
CE G3 A|GFE2e2|dcB2c2|A2c3 z |
(note, you may want to use an ABC converter
like this.)
Here's the MIDI file
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