It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

Four cowboys are sitting around a campfire drinking beer.  It  just
happens that one of them is a trumpet player, one is a tuba player,
one is a horn player and one is a conductor.  The  trumpet  playing
cowboy  drinks  his  beer, a Budweiser, throws the empty can in the
air, pulls out his gun and shoots the beer can.  "I just  shot  the
King of Beers!" he boasts.

The  tuba  playing  cowboy gulps down his Coors, smashes the can on
his head, throws the can in the  air,  empties  his  6-shooter  and
finally manages to hit the can. "I just shot the Silver Bullet!" he
yells out.

The horn playing cowboy grins to himself, pulls out a glass  bottle
of Michelob, gets a frosted mug out of the portable refrigerator in
his backpack and sits back and takes his own  sweet  time  drinking
his  beer.   When he's done, he tosses the empty bottle in the air,
shoots the conductor and declares, "Boys, it doesn't get any better
than this."