From:	RANGER::MORIN "09-Mar-1992 1619"  9-MAR-1992 16:15:37.95
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Subj:	men jokes





Q :  What's a man's idea of helping with the housework ?
A :  Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Q :  What's the difference between a man and E.T. ?
A :  E.T. phoned home.

Q :  Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than women ?
A :  When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

Q :  What did God say after He created man ?
A :  I can do better ....

Q :  Why is it good that there are female astronauts ?
A :  When the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask
     for directions.

Q :  How do men define a 50-50 relationship ?
A :  We cook/they eat ; we iron/they wrinkle ; we clean/they dirty.

Q :  What the best way to force a man to do sit-ups ?
A :  Put the remote control between his toes.

Q :  How do men exercise at the beach ?
A :  By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Q :  If one man can wash one stack of dishes in one hours, how many
     stacks of dishes can four men wash in four hours ?
A :  None.  They'll sit down and watch football on television.

Q :  What does a man consider a seven-course meal ?
A :  A hot-dog and a six-pack.

Q :  How are men like noodles ?
A :  They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.




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