From europa.eng.gtefsd.com!howland.reston.ans.net!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!gofish.aiss.uiuc.edu!catstyle Wed Sep 29 13:53:21 EDT 1993 Article: 9084 of rec.humor.d Path: trillian.mit.edu!europa.eng.gtefsd.com!howland.reston.ans.net!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!gofish.aiss.uiuc.edu!catstyle From: catstyle@gofish.aiss.uiuc.edu (Jason R. Heimbaugh) Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.comedy.british,alt.folklore.urban,alt.fan.monty-python Subject: cathouse.org is alive and kicking Date: 24 Sep 1993 18:45:56 GMT Organization: University of Illinois, AISS Lines: 101 Distribution: world Message-ID: <27vf94$6n3@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> References: <27lfvp$lre@galaxy.ucr.edu> <1993Sep22.223255.3710@inland.com> <27rs74$gcv@hydrogen.smallworld.co.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: gofish.aiss.uiuc.edu Xref: trillian.mit.edu rec.humor.d:9084 alt.fan.rush-limbaugh:42426 alt.comedy.british:6510 alt.folklore.urban:93346 alt.fan.monty-python:23037 Unlike Koresh, when I went down in flames, I came back. My archives are alive and well on cathouse.org in the /pub/cathouse/* directories. There's also a gopher server running on port 6969. Enjoy. ObJoke: How do you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who cares? ObRush: There wouldn't be a homeless problem if we aborted more babies. ObBrit: You wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and dance naked on top of a harpsicord singing 'Subtle Plans are here Again.' --Black Adder ObUL: Tourists find room ransacked, nothing missing, return home and develop film to find pictures of thieves with their toothbrushes in their ass. (Good ambiguous pronouns, too!) ObPython: Tell you what, we'll eat your mum, and if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we'll dig a grave and you can throw up inyto it. --Graham Chapman =============================================================================== Welcome to the cathouse.org archives. It's my goal to build them into the best waste-of-time archives on the Internet. Let me know what you think will improve them. (Sorry, the correct answer is not GIFS!!!) Neither the Univeristy of Illinois nor the university department, Administrative Information Systems & Services (AISS) is responsible for or agrees with the information contained here. My thanks to: C. Lance Moxley - for originally giving me space to start my archives John Switzer - whose Rush Limbaugh summaries got this whole archive up to speed Terry Chan - for providing most of the information under the urban.legends directory Jason Parker - for coordinating the Great Black Adder Script Project that got scripts completed for every episode of the Black Adder series Henry Cate, III - for letting me archive his "Life" collections and, Harley Hahn - for the ego boost by mentioning me in his book, "The Internet Complete Reference" from Osborne McGraw-Hill And of course, everyone else who contributed information knowingly, unknowingly, and especially those to whom I failed (unintentionally) to give credit for their work. Jason R. Heimbaugh, jrh@uiuc.edu 08/31/93 =============================================================================== Under this directory, there are currently 8 directories (with a file, Filelist, in each containing a list of all the files and a brief (1 line) description): conservative - A collection of speecches, talks, etc. from prominent conservative thinkers. Note: this is still under construction, and I don't have the time to really to it yet... humor - A collection of most of the frequently asked for lists, a lot of Monty Python material, movie scripts, and various other material including Black Adder scripts. lyrics - A collection of song lyrics from various artists. movies - A collection of movie scripts and various lists of actors, etc. national.football.league - A collection of schedules, standings, odds, random info. rush.limbaugh - A collection of Rush Limbaugh transcripts as typed in by John Switzer (jrs@netcom.com). Thanks John! television - A collection of scripts, quotes and misc info about several tv shows. urban.legends - A collection of debunkings of common urban legends and the alt.folklore.urban FAQ list. Note: some of the material here is copyrighted (such as the Monty Python files), but this is my personal archive so if you take them from me, you take responsibility for copyright infringements. ============================================================================== -- Jason R. Heimbaugh (CatStyle) jrh@uiuc.edu Two (unnamed) people on campus debugging telnetd code: "Oh, I'm missing a colon." "So is my aunt."