From uhog.mit.edu!news.kei.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in2.uu.net!looking!funny-request Mon, 1 Apr 96 19:30:04 EST Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: ernie@oregon.cray.com (Ernie Smith) Subject: We'll Your Honor, You See.... Keywords: chuckle, sexual, sick Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: uhog.mit.edu!news.kei.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in2.uu.net!looking!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Mon, 1 Apr 96 19:30:04 EST Lines: 19 It seems that a man was brought to criminal cort for the murder of his wife. Judge: "Sir, you have been brought before me and stand accussed of killing your wife." "What do you have to say in your defense?" Man: "Well your Honor, I came home early and found my wife in bed with my best friend and I shot her." "Thats all I have to say." Judge: "I see nothing in the transcript that mentions what happened to your best friend, would you please tell me what happened with him." Man: " Well your Honor, I pointed my finger at him and said BAD DOG, BAD DOG." -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Sponsored by ClariNet Communications Corp. (http://www.clari.net) If you post instead of mailing, it screws up the reply-address sometimes. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.