From mit-eddie!sppip7.lkg.dec.com!jc Tue May 5 02:54:11 1992 Return-Path: Received: by minya.uucp (/\=-/\ Smail3.1.18.1 #18.16) id ; Tue, 5 May 92 02:54 EDT Received: from CRL.DEC.COM by EDDIE.MIT.EDU with SMTP (5.65/25-eef) id AA11419; Mon, 4 May 92 12:22:49 -0400 Received: by crl.dec.com; id AA17301; Mon, 4 May 92 12:22:30 -0400 Received: by sppip7.lkg.dec.com (5.57/ULTRIX-fma-071891); id AA01970; Mon, 4 May 92 12:22:27 -0400 Date: Mon, 4 May 92 12:22:27 -0400 From: mit-eddie!sppip7.lkg.dec.com!jc (John Chambers) Message-Id: <9205041622.AA01970@sppip7.lkg.dec.com> To: jchome@sppip7.lkg.dec.com Cc: Subject: rec.humor.funny #3535 - Daddy, is God a man or a woman? In article , Brian.Gordon@eng.sun.com (Brian Gordon) writes: Path: nntpd.lkg.dec.com!news.crl.dec.com!deccrl!bloom-beacon!snorkelwacker.mit.edu!hri.com!spool.mu.edu!uunet!looking!funny-request From: Brian.Gordon@eng.sun.com (Brian Gordon) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Daddy, is God a man or a woman? Keywords: smirk, true Message-ID: Date: Fri, 1 May 92 19:30:04 GMT-)1:44 Lines: 15 Approved: funny@clarinet.com (Heard on the radio this morning) Little Johnny asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" The father, as they are wont to do, goes into a long lecture on the nature of God and how mankind has associated human characteristics with the Almighty in an attmpt at better understanding, etc. He ends with the observation that God is neither male nor female, black nor white, straight nor gay, to which Johnny responds ... "Oh, is God Michael Jackson, then?" -- Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need an auto-reply, submit to rhf@clarinet.com instead. -- To a man who feels, life is a tragedy. To a man who thinks, life is a comedy. [Who said that?]