From in2.uu.net!xenitec!looking!funny-request Thu, 4 Jan 96 4:30:06 EST Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: hfarkas@carfax.ims.advantis.com (Henry W. Farkas) Subject: Sister Mary's Original Cure Keywords: smirk, swearing Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: in2.uu.net!xenitec!looking!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Thu, 4 Jan 96 4:30:06 EST Lines: 24 Heard today, from a co-worker: Mister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and she said: "Oh Jack, give me a pint o' the brandy." "Sister Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that! I've never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!" "Oh Jack," she responded, "it's only for the Mother Superior." Her voice dropped. "It helps her constipation, you know." So Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed the nunnery, who should he see but Sister Mary Katherine? And she was snockered. She was singing and dancing, whirling around and flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the sidewalk. A crowd was gathering. Jack pushed through and exclaimed: "Sister Mary Katherine! For shame! And you told me this was for the Mother Superior's constipation!" Sister Mary K. didn't miss a beat as she replied: "And so it is me lad, so it is. When she sees me, she's going to s**t!" -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. This newsgroup is sponsored by ClariNet Communications Corp. Read about The Internet Joke Book -- the best of RHF at http://www.clari.net/inetjoke.html