From: HarveyC@aol.com
Subject: Rabbis and Golf

Three very pious Jews dressed in long black coats  with  long  beards
were  playing golf.  A guy name Mulhaney wanted to play golf and this
was the only threesome in which he could  play.   So,  he  joins  the
rabbis and plays 18 holes.

At  the  end of the 18 holes, his score was 104.  The rabbis had shot
69, 70 and 72.  So, he says to the rabbis, "How come you  guys  shoot
such  good  golf?"  The  head  rabbi says, "When you lead a religious
life, and attend the right synagogue, you are rewarded."

Mulhaney, a true lover of golf, thinks: "What have I got to lose?" He
converts  to  Judaism,  joins  a  synagogue  near  his  home, attends
services regularly and leads a holy life.

About a year later, he again plays golf with the  three  rabbis.   He
shoots a 104 and they shoot a 69, 70 and 71.  He says to them, "OK, I
converted, I joined a synagogue, I observe the mitzvoth and  I  still
shoot a 104.  What's the deal?"

"What synagogue did you join?" asks the head rabbi.

"Beth Shalom" is Mulhaney's reply.

The rabbi retorted:  "Schmuck, that one is for tennis!"