Subject: Dan Quayle quotes

Heres some Quayle quotes we haven't heard yet....I guess its only
a matter of time.  Thanx to MAD magizine Oct. issue.

The best thing about rain forests is they never suffer from drought.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Near East
and the Far East from encroaching on each other.' 

Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases
"revenue enhancement."  Not so.  No one was fooled.

People are not homeless if they're sleeping in the streets of their
own hometowns.

Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor.  It's the other 
way around.  They never vote for us.

Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money 
to cover losses due to mismanagement.

Air travel efficiency would improve if more travellers started going to 
less popular places.

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.  It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it.