From: garyk@hpesds3.cup.hp.com (Gary Koerzendorfer)
Subject: Psyschiatric Hotline
Path: wire!xenitec!looking!funny-request
Date: Wed, 18 Oct 95 4:30:03 EDT

RING ... RING ... CLICK

Recording - "Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

(from my colleague Tony, who received it from a colleague, who...)

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