Nuclear-Bomb Instructions Found In Pentagon
ARLINGTON, VA-- In an alarming development, plans for a
thermonuclear device were found Monday in a Pentagon desk
drawer. "These guys were definitely working on
something," said United Press International correspondent
Nigel Afton-George, who came across the plans while
touring a section of the compound damaged in the Sept.
11, 2001 attack. "They had all sorts of manuals and plans
for the construction and deployment of nuclear weapons.
It's terrifying to think what they were planning to do
with this stuff."
[from the Onion 12 Dec 2001]