From jmc0@ns.gte.com From: leppik@seidel.ncsa.uiuc.edu (Peter Leppik)
Subject: Reminder: Group Meeting Tomorrow
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Date: Sat, 5 Aug 95 19:30:03 EDT

[This is an announcement I sent to our research group yesterday]

Reminder:  There is a group meeting tomorrow, Friday July 28th, at  11
AM, in the usual place.  Wai-Mo Suen will be speaking.

As  you  were probably unaware, Wai-Mo is a Mad Scientist masquerading
as a normal member of our group. At this group meeting, he will reveal
his  Secret  Plans  for dominating the entire planet, proving once and
for all that he is an Evil Genius on par with the best.  His strangely
twisted  theories  are  far  too  unconventional to be accepted by the
pathetic idiots who pass themselves off as  "scientists."  Indeed,  we
can  probably  expect Wai-Mo to treat us to a passionate speech ending
with the phrase, "Fools! I'll destroy you all!"  (though  Wai-Mo  will
probably say it with an accent).  The meeting will end when a muscular
young man with an astonishing tan breaks down the door to the  meeting
room, and destroys Wai-Mo's apparatus of doom.

At  tomorrow's  group  meeting,  we  will  also  learn  the  risks  of
describing the topic of one's presentation as "To Be Announced."

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