Grammar's Rules (from various sources)

About them sentence fragments.

Always poofread your writing.

Avoiid alliteration. Always.

Avoid cliches like the plague.

Avoid colloquial stuff.

Be more or less specific.

Consult a dictionary frequently to avoid mispelling.

Corect spelling is esential.

Do not use a foreign term when there is an adequate English quid pro quo.

Do not use hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it effectively.

Don't abbrev.

Don't repeat yourself or say what you have said before.

Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.

Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.

Don't use no double negatives.

Don't write run-on sentences they are too hard to read.

Each pronoun should agree with their antecedent.

Hopefully, you will use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.

It behooves the writer to avoid archaic expressions.

Its important to use apostrophe's correctly.

Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.

Lay off the slang.

But conjunctions shouldn't be used to start a sentence.

Just between you and I, case is important, too.

Mixed metaphors are a pain in the neck and should be thrown out the window.

Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.

Never verb a noun.

No sentence fragments.

Parenthetical words however must be enclosed in commas.

Place all quoteations inside quotes, she said.

Placing a comma between subject and predicate, is not correct.

Proof-read your writing to see if you have any words out.

Remember to finish what

Remember to never split an infinitive.

Subject and verb always has to agree.

The passive voice should not be used.

Try to not split infinitives.

Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.

Verbs has to agree with their subjects.

When dangling, watch your participles.

Who needs rhetorical questions? And finally:

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

If any word is incorrect at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.