Men's and Women's English

WOMEN'S ENGLISH
Yes No
No Yes
Maybe No
It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk I need to bitch
Sure ... go ahead I don't want you to.
I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron!
How much do you love me? I did something today you're not going to really like me for.
Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me? [Too late, you're dead.]

MEN'S ENGLISH
I'm hungry I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy I'm sleepy.
I'm tired I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you?
Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you?
Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you ?
May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage I want to fondle you
What's wrong? What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored Do you want to have sex?
I love you Let's have sex now.
I love you too Okay, I said it ... we'd better have sex now!
Let's talk I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.