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From uunet!looking!funny-request Fri Jan 20 15:03:15 EST 1995
Article: 5626 of rec.humor.funny
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: rsiddi1@umbc.edu (Robin Siddique)
Subject: Why Beer is better than Jesus
Keywords: chuckle, religion
Approved: funny@clarinet.com
Path: howland.reston.ans.net!pipex!uunet!looking!funny-request
Message-ID: <S7be.5f28@clarinet.com>
Date: Thu, 19 Jan 95 19:30:03 EST
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Heard on the net:
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Top 10 Reasons
Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
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10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
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9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
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8. Beer has never caused a major war.
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7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't
think for themselves.
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6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on
people's doors trying to give it away.
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5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake,
hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
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4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a
second Beer.
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3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie
to you.
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2. You can prove you have a Beer.
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1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are
groups to help you stop.
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