Reality

aurienne@access.digex.net (Aurienne)
(smirk, sexual, forwarded)
From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.


     I was looking at a web site with information on contraception.
It included information on the female condom. Specifically it included
information on a specific brand of female condom, sold under the
brand name of REALITY. THey included excerpts from the instruction
booklet, which is very strange, considering the brand name of the
condom. here's what it said:

     Use a new Reality with each and every sex act.
     Read instructions carefully before using Reality.
     The booklet explains how to use Reality.
     Don't tear Reality.
     Reality only works when you use it.
     Make sure Reality is not twisted after insertion.
     Reality should not be noisy during sex.
     Reality may shift during sex.
     Keep Reality out of the reach of children.

There isn't anything I can say that could beat that.



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