Programmer Euphemisms for Death (ROBERT ADAM DAINAUSKI)
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Top 10 Computer Programmer Euphemisms for Death =============================================== 10 Kicked the bit bucket 9 Reformatted by God 8 Taken out of production 7 Bought the disk farm 6 Exported to a flat file 5 Cached in his chips 4 Information Superhighway roadkill 3 Gone to the big glass house in the sky 2 Sent to the dirt archives 1 Had his 80-column card punched Bob Dainauski Copyright 1996
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