From uhog.mit.edu!bloom-beacon.mit.edu!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in1.uu.net!looking!funny-request Tue, 16 Apr 96 4:30:12 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: gould@pilot.njin.net (Brian Jay Gould) Subject: VIRUS ALERT! Keywords: chuckle, computers Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: uhog.mit.edu!bloom-beacon.mit.edu!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in1.uu.net!looking!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Tue, 16 Apr 96 4:30:12 EDT Lines: 22 I got this idea when my wife got one of these phony virus email messages on AOL. TO: allusers FROM: almostanadmin SUBJECT: VIRUS ALERT! There is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated through the email system. If you get an email message with the subject: "VIRUS ALERT!" do not open the mail message. If you do, the virus scrambles the second half of every text file on your system. VERY IMPORTANT: If you do get this virus, the first thing dlkfjaid dfdjas nairb gfdq40wt yaj asdfsdg dluog av da[agj asdfajpg as dflasidffnm asd difvu asdfa vgoiae vdsofj we dasdf 9efm sd dag0 g adf as dg 0vbwe ads gwefawe ads vewerwe dsf! -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need an auto-reply, submit to rhf@clari.net instead.