Letter of recommendation

David_Cheng@cpqm.saic.com (David Cheng)
From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.

This was forwarded to me by a co-worker who had had it forwarded from a friend, etc...i am not sure who to attribute this to, but i found it rather humorous ------------------------[ Original Message ]-------------------- Letter of Recommendation - While working with Mr. Xxxxxx, I have always found him working studiously and sincerely at his table without idling or gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always finishes the given assignment in time. He is always deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be found chitchatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound knowledge of his field. I think he can easily be classed as outstanding, and should on no account be dispensed with. I strongly feel that Mr. Xxxxxx should be pushed to accept promotion, and a proposal to administration be sent away as soon as possible. Sd/- Branch Manager ----------------------------------------------------------------- A second note following the report: XXXXXX WAS PRESENT WHEN I WAS WRITING THE REPORT MAILED TO YOU TODAY. KINDLY READ ONLY THE ALTERNATIVE LINES 1,3,5,7,... FOR MY TRUE ASSESSMENT OF HIM. REGARDS, Sd/- Branch Manager
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