Politically Correct Terms
- Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.
- Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional.
- Panhandler: Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.
- Serial-Killer: Person with difficult-to-meet needs.
- Lazy: Motivationally deficient.
- Fat: Horizontally challenged.
- Fail: Achieve a deficiency.
- Dishonest: Ethically disoriented.
- Bald: Follicularly challenged.
- Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated.
- Body Odor: Nondiscretionary fragrance.
- Alive: Temporarily metabolically abled.
- Worst: Least best.
- Wrong: Differently logical.
- Ugly: Cosmetically different.
- Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured.
- Short: Vertically challenged.
- Dead: Living impaired.
- Vagrant: Nonspecifically destinationed individual.
- Spendthrift: Negative saver.
- Stoned: Chemically inconvenienced.
- Pregnant: Parasitically oppressed.
- Ignorant: Knowledge-based nonpossessor.