Nuclear-Bomb Instructions Found In Pentagon


Nuclear-Bomb Instructions Found In Pentagon
ARLINGTON, VA-- In an alarming development, plans for a thermonuclear device were found Monday in a Pentagon desk drawer. "These guys were definitely working on something," said United Press International correspondent Nigel Afton-George, who came across the plans while touring a section of the compound damaged in the Sept. 11, 2001 attack. "They had all sorts of manuals and plans for the construction and deployment of nuclear weapons. It's terrifying to think what they were planning to do with this stuff."

[from the Onion 12 Dec 2001]