It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This Four cowboys are sitting around a campfire drinking beer. It just happens that one of them is a trumpet player, one is a tuba player, one is a horn player and one is a conductor. The trumpet playing cowboy drinks his beer, a Budweiser, throws the empty can in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the beer can. "I just shot the King of Beers!" he boasts. The tuba playing cowboy gulps down his Coors, smashes the can on his head, throws the can in the air, empties his 6-shooter and finally manages to hit the can. "I just shot the Silver Bullet!" he yells out. The horn playing cowboy grins to himself, pulls out a glass bottle of Michelob, gets a frosted mug out of the portable refrigerator in his backpack and sits back and takes his own sweet time drinking his beer. When he's done, he tosses the empty bottle in the air, shoots the conductor and declares, "Boys, it doesn't get any better than this."