Trumpet Jokes

A guy sees a trumpet playing friend of his, hasn't seen him for ages, asks him how he's been doing.

"Oh, just great!", says the guy. "I'm doing all the major film calls for Jerry Goldsmith, John Williams and that bunch, also I've been touring with top groups. I'm first trumpet on the tonight show, I just cut a CD with Quincy Jones and I have five solos on it, and I sub on the L.A. Philharmonic from time to time. What about you?"

"Oh, well", the guy says, "you know I hate to admit it, but I'm still doing that little organ trio on Tuesday nights at the bowling alley.".

"Hmmm....", says the other guy, "do you know who's booking that gig?"