They're at it again... (Name Withheld)
(chuckle, computers)
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"Uncle Bill" is in the Driver's Seat!

January 25th, Redmond WA - Marketing reps from Microsoft Corporation today announced their new line of high-value sedans - yes, we mean automobiles! Said Gates: "We feel that consumers are confused by the great variety of vehicles out there. Every company offers their own proprietary version of your basic sedan, but there's no standard." Microsoft aims to define that standard with their new "Redmond" sedan. Here's just a quick tour of some of the state-of-the-art features that will make this the best set of wheels you'll ever drive:

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