[Submitter's note: This was in reply to a lengthy, barely-coherant rant from someone calling themselves "A Living Christ".] Subject: Re: SATANIC JEWISH NEW WORLD ORDER: SATAN COMES HOME TO ROOST!! From: "Johnny Thunders Jr." Newsgroups: cam.misc,alt.guitar,alt.activism.death-penalty,alt.usage.english,misc.kids Raymond, Thanks for very informative and unbiased post about the evil Jews. Since I'm Jewish, I wonder if you can assist me with a few issues: 1. Who do I contact to get my share of Jewish money we are stealing from others? I feel stupid waking up at 5AM and working like a dog for the Man when I could just have these funds funneled to my bank. 2. Since Jews control the media, is there a way I can get HBO for free? I love Sopranos. 3. Where do the Jewish meetings to discuss Satan take place? I'd love to attend and maybe hook up with some guys who are into Black Sabbath and Metallica. (They always have great guitar gear). 4. I know some non-Jews who own houses five times bigger than mine. How do I get the NEW WORLD ORDER guys to confiscate these dwellings and give them to me? 5. Since Jews run the US government, is there a way I can avoid paying 38% income tax, since I'm a Jew also. Please get back to me ASAP. I always felt that Nazis (like you) had all the answers for world problems. Shalom, Johnny Berg - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - From rec.humor.funny 2006-6-28