From uhog.mit.edu!news.kei.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in2.uu.net!xenitec!looking!funny-request Thu, 11 Apr 96 19:30:04 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: khanes@iosphere.net (Kevin Hanes) Subject: NO SUBJECT PROVIDED Keywords: smirk, computers Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: uhog.mit.edu!news.kei.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in2.uu.net!xenitec!looking!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Thu, 11 Apr 96 19:30:04 EDT Lines: 21 [Source (other than the Web-page quote - which is pretty funny itself) is original] Sun Microsystem's Java Web page contains the following description: "Java(tm) is a simple, object-oriented, distributed, interpreted, robust, secure, architecture-neutral, portable, high-performance, multithreaded, dynamic, buzzword-compliant, general-purpose programming language." It's also a user-friendly, goal-oriented, democratic, misinterpreted, macho, safe, gender-neutral, light-weight, high-octane, multifacetted, moving-target, jargon-laced, one-size-fits-all programming language. .... and what does "buzzword-compliant" mean anyway? -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. If you mail to original@clari.net, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.