From in1.uu.net!looking!funny-request Sun, 18 Feb 96 19:30:05 EST Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Internet Bombs From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Tom Benjamin) Keywords: smirk Approved: email@example.com Path: newsfeed.internetmci.com!in1.uu.net!looking!funny-request Message-ID:
Date: Sun, 18 Feb 96 19:30:05 EST Lines: 24
The other day I went into the library office at my school to borrow a three-hole puncher to punch holes in a document that I was going to store in a three ringed binder. I am a known computer geek at my school, and people normally give me a hard time whenever it comes to obtaining access to equipment such as computers, lab equipment, etc... The Librarians in particular mistrust me with their card catalog computers, and other manifestations of high technology in our library. In keeping with this philosophy my request for the hole puncher warranted the following dialog.
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