Iceberg, Spielberg, ...

Iceberg, Spielberg, ...
From: Sean Laffey 
Subject: Cheap shots
Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 01:08:27 +0100

Ladies and Gentleman a parable if you please....

A Chinese man walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal, "Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over there! "God, I wish he'll come over to say hi".

Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a heavypunch on the nose.

"Hey!! What's that for!?"

"You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!"

"I'm not Japanese; I'm Chinese!"

"Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!" Spielberg walks back.

The Chinese man calmly walks over and gives Spielberg a really heavy punch on the face.



"No, no, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"

"Iceberg, Carlsberg; Spielberg, you're all the same!"