From: Sean Laffey
Subject: Cheap shots Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 01:08:27 +0100
A Chinese man walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal, "Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over there! "God, I wish he'll come over to say hi".
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a heavypunch on the nose.
"Hey!! What's that for!?"
"You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!"
"I'm not Japanese; I'm Chinese!"
"Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!" Spielberg walks back.
The Chinese man calmly walks over and gives Spielberg a really heavy punch on the face.
"YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"
"No, no, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"
"Iceberg, Carlsberg; Spielberg, you're all the same!"