A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

A file of that type?
It might be very useful.
Here it will not work.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Hacked email plays tricks,
leaves virus in my inbox.
My mac does not care.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Im sorry, Master;
I can't let you do that.
Heh heh heh heh

Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

This query fails you
Databases are fickle
and quite unforgiving

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy

When a program dies
what you need is a moment
of serenity.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
Your file is not found.

You have no access
Go find some place else to hack
write protection joy

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.