Date: Mon, 29 Aug 94 3:20:01 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Ford Press Release
From: geo.dosch@genie.geis.com

I received a copy of this (on offical Ford  letterhead)  from  a  Ford
dealer in Plantation, Fla.

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                        SPECIAL NEWS RELEASE
               FORD MOTOR COMPANY - DETROIT, MICHIGAN

As  of Friday, June 24, 1994, the 1994 Ford Bronco has officially been
selected as the vehicle of choice for all felons in the United States.
The  conclusive  California  road test, as seen on national TV, proved
without a doubt that the 1994 Bronco can successfully hold  of  15  or
more  police  cars,  3 police helicopters and the entire population of
the United States for more than  an  hour  and  a  half,  while  never
exceeding  43  miles-per-hour.   This vehicle even works as well while
parked in the driveway of your residence.

If you are a felon, then we have a special deal for you on a brand new
1994  Ford  Bronco.  Just go to your local Ford dealer and ask for the
new O.J.  package.  This specially equipped Bronco comes  with  a  .30
caliber  pistol,  twenty-five  rounds  of  ammunition, blood resistant
upholstery, cellular phone with speed dialing for 911 calls, a  former
famous football player blow-up doll and a high powered, well qualified
lawyer who will greet you when you arrive home.

Picture yourself leaning comfortably back in your  seat  listening  to
the gentle swirl of helicopter blades and police cars purring. And, if
youact now we will throw in the O.J.  magical disappearing ginzu knife
at no extra charge.

Be the first one in your town to own the 1994 Ford O.J.Edition Bronco.
See your local dealer now!!! -- Selected by Maddi Hausmann  Sojourner.
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