From: Ron Mackey <ron.mackey@post.btinternet.com>
To: strathspey@tm.informatik.uni-frankfurt.de <strathspey@tm.informatik.uni-frankfurt.de>
Date: 12 January 2000 23:11
Subject: Smiles

You HAVE to sing this to get the full effect....

       -(-(--_
     / ( (    \       DO-RE-MI  BEER, by Homer J.Simpson.
    |          |
    |          |      DOUGH... the stuff...
    |     __  __)              that buys me beer...
    |    /  \/  \     RAY..... the guy that
   /\/\ (o   )o  )             sells me beer...
   /c    \__/ --.     ME...... the guy...
  (              )             who drinks the beer,
   \_   _-------'     FAR..... the distance to my beer.
    |  /         \    SO...... I think I'll have a beer.
    | | '\_______)    LA...... La, la la la la beer
    |  \_____)        TEA..... no thanks,
    |_____ |                   I'm drinking beer...
    |______/\/\       That will bring us back to...
   /         \             (Looks into an empty glass)
                      D'OH!