From xenitec!looking!funny-request Tue, 26 Mar 96 12:20:02 ESTNewsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Keep Clinton in office!
From: (Timothy J. Luoma)
Keywords: topical, original, smirk, sexual, offense=liberals
Date: Tue, 26 Mar 96 12:20:02 EST
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Last Saturday, I was watching with my wife, my sister, and my brother- in-law when a commercial came on for President Bill Clinton, which said something like:
"Bill Clinton has the knowledge and the know-how to get things done. He will reduce the deficit, balance the budget, create jobs, decrease teen pregnancy--"
My brother-in-law scoffed: "And just how is he going to decrease teen pregnancy?"
To which I replied, "Maybe he'll stop going home to Arkansas."
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