From xenitec!looking!funny-request Tue, 26 Mar 96 12:20:02 ESTNewsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Keep Clinton in office! From: luomat@cedman.remote.princeton.edu (Timothy J. Luoma) Keywords: topical, original, smirk, sexual, offense=liberals Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: uhog.mit.edu!news.kei.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in1.uu.net!xenitec!looking!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Tue, 26 Mar 96 12:20:02 EST Lines: 19
Last Saturday, I was watching with my wife, my sister, and my brother- in-law when a commercial came on for President Bill Clinton, which said something like:
"Bill Clinton has the knowledge and the know-how to get things done. He will reduce the deficit, balance the budget, create jobs, decrease teen pregnancy--"
My brother-in-law scoffed: "And just how is he going to decrease teen pregnancy?"
To which I replied, "Maybe he'll stop going home to Arkansas."
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