From nic.wat.hookup.net!xenitec!looking!funny-request Tue, 2 Jan 96 19:30:04 EST Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Organization: Cybersurf Inc. From: lauriem@cia.com (Laurie McGivern) Subject: Beef Tongue Keywords: smirk Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: nic.wat.hookup.net!xenitec!looking!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Tue, 2 Jan 96 19:30:04 EST Lines: 16 True Story: A cattle producer in Alberta, Chuck Groeneveld, was elected to the committee for the Beef Information Centre by the Alberta Cattle Commission earlier this month. During his speech to win election, he told the following story: A fellow went into a restaurant and asked 'What's the special of the day?' The waiter replied, 'Beef Tongue.' The fellow said, 'Ugh! I don't want anything coming out of a cow's mouth. Fry me up a couple of eggs!' -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Sponsored by ClariNet Communications Corp. (http://www.clari.net) If you post instead of mailing, it screws up the reply-address sometimes. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.