A letter for Ann Landers from an anonymous man:
I have a problem concerning my girlfriend, whom I wish to marry.
I have two brothers; one is a musician, the other was recently executed by electric chair for murder. My mother died from suicide due to insanity when I was only three years old. My two sisters are both call girls, and my father sells drugs to high school and junior high students.
My girlfriend was just released from a reformatory where she served time after she was accused of smothering her illegitimate child. But I'm really in love with this girl, and want to marry her.
My problem is this: If I ask her to marry me, what is a gentle way to tell her that my brother is a musician?